Justine Timberlake Get's Sued

“N'sync murdered my baby and I'd at least like to get a real nice house in Orlando or something so I don't feel like she died for nothing.” So says the mother of Penny Hestridge, the young girl who killed herself because she believed Justine Timberlake was leaving her for Brittany Spears.
Uncharitable as it sounds, the obvious heredity of weak minds certainly clears wide swaths for other like-minded girls to fall into. As if it wasn't enough Pastor Fred, deacon of the Landover Baptist church where the Hestridges worship immediately jumped on board on the Geraldo Rivera show saying “How many people is acid rock going to kill before it is satisfied?”
Even a novice to acid rock can recognize the reckless stupidity to such a statement – if he'd ever seen or heard Justine Timberlake. It's not acid!
This oratorical pastor went on to say that “the liberals and Jews want to take our Godly rights to carry concealed weapons with their so-called gun control. Why aren't we “saved folks” allowed to ask CD stores to be closed down with some smut control?”
Excuse me! Such bigotry doesn't usually escape the mouths of :saved folks”.
Now here's the rest of this story that points up the lack of sanity by all concerned. The dead girl, looking about thirteen years of age wrote letters to Timberlake professing her love and he did what anyone in the business he's in would do – he sent a photo of himself unautographed, but his name printed at the bottom. He probably has a stack two feet tall and “one of his people” mailing them out by the thousands on a daily basis.
Penny's mother says the Timberlake CD “bye, bye, bye, bye “ was playing in her daughter's bedroom -very loudly – and on the last “bye” she heard a gun go off. Upon entering her daughter's bedroom she found her dead and the CD continued to blast out.
The mother goes on to say that Penny was very upset when she read that Timberlake was partying with Brittany Spears and was therefore throwing Penny away.
Now it's one stupid idea for an adult to believe the singer was directing his affection to Penny, even stating that he intended to marry her, but it was a whole new list of nonsense for the mother to condone the two a day letters her love-smitten daughter was writing to Timberlake.
Upon entering Penny's room mother saw the word “whore” written in nail polish across the bare midriff of Spear's poster above Penny's bed and two bullet holes in the head and the navel.
Mrs. Hestridge told the police that Penny had gone to seven of N”Sync's concerts and that Justine had spied her in the audience of thousands and yelled out to Penny - “I love you”, and in front of everyone.”
She considers this evidence to sue Justin for $230,000,000 for causing the death of her daughter, nonchalantly declaring she's entitled to get something for her daughter's death. If an attorney has even bothered to take this insane case we can add him to the soft brain list.
Mother says: “my husband left a lot of guns around the house and it bothers me that Penny used one of them without asking. I mean the wall behind the poster was ruined.” If you hadn't noticed before this, you surely understand who has a screw loose by that statement.
I believe I am now convinced. The whole world has gone nuts, and after this I think I have too.